


Although not a color that appears in the natural world." "We have a lot in common," Obama explained. What turned our crank was the shot taken at the perpetually orange tan House Minority Leader John Boehner. "During the second hundred days, I will learn to go off the teleprompter and Joe Biden will learn to stay on the teleprompter."Įveryone can debate what his best line of the night was. He's warm, cuddly, loyal, enthusiastic, and you have to keep him on a tight leash because every now and then he goes charging off in the wrong direction and gets himself in trouble."īut it wasn't enough about Biden. So I've cut the tension by brining a new friend to the White House. "All this change hasn't been easy," Obama said, reflecting on his early days in the White House. Even if everybody knew where he was going with it (and everyone did). You can't go wrong with a Joe Biden joke. "Because it is seven hours past his bedtime." "I do appreciate Larry Summers being here tonight," he said. Like when he dozed off at the beginning of one of the president's meetings a couple weeks ago. "This is a tough holiday for Rahm Emmanuel, because he's not used to saying the word "day" after mother."Īnd how about his economic adviser's penchant for falling asleep at the wrong time. "Happy Mother's Day to all the mothers out in the audience," the president announced. The teleprompter had instructed him to repeat the line Women are not without electoral or political power, a sentence that he first said moments earlier. 'While Im proud of my work trying to maintain the illusion of Joe Bidens coherence, Im afraid that ship has sailed,' said the teleprompter. Im watching what theyre doing with Biden where hes. In what some pundits are calling the biggest loss yet for the administration, President Bidens teleprompter announced it is leaving to take a job at MSNBC. I don't care whose kids you knew Rahm Emmanuel's reputation for colorful language would likely be brought up. President Donald Trump criticized Democratic rival Joe Biden for using a teleprompter while using one himself during his Wisconsin rally. "You can't just take Air Force One on a joyride to Manhattan. "Sasha and Malia aren't here tonight because they're grounded," he said. Staying close to home - and close to recent news events - the president announced that his daughters were absent from the night's festivities. Regardless, it was funny (both incidents were). Some opponents swear that he accidentally introduced himself when his teleprompter actually did blow up a couple months ago. Undoubtedly there will be those who believe he said "pause for laughter" by mistake. Pause for laughter," he said (to laughter). Then he nailed it with a predictable but very funny line. Perfectly timed, two extremely loud teleprompters rose up from the stage. "But now that I'm here, I want to try something different. "I had an entire speech prepared," he began. Like on the ever-present chatter on his use of a teleprompter. Although he would veer off and take a few shots at the right, you could say his best material was when it was more self-directed. He was funny.ĭespite scorn from people who say "now is not the time to make jokes," President Obama made jokes and scored big laughs from lampooning himself and his staff. Whenever his teleprompter breaks, for example, he gets tons of laughs.īut last night's performance at the White House Correspondents Association dinner, the jokes were intentional. agencies don't map fire information in Canada or Mexico, although there is firefighting cooperation among the countries.It's not the first time President Obama has tried his hand at stand-up comedy. data and don't include information about Canada, the AP said.Įrnesto Alvarado, a forestry professor at the University of Washington, told the AP that U.S. Doch vielleicht steckte hinter dem Patzer etwas ganz anderes. Scientists point out the maps are made to show only U.S. Häme über Joe Biden: Der US-Präsident wird in den Sozialen Medien wegen eines angeblichen Teleprompter-Versprechers verspottet. Official maps of the wildfires raging across western states showing the blazes up to, but not crossing, the U.S.-Canadian border have recently been circulating on social media.Īnd people have added comments concerning climate change, according to The Associated Press.Ī Canadian Facebook user said he was "gratified to see" climate change stops at the 49th parallel, while Newsmax writer Emerald Robinson said on Twitter, "If the fires in Oregon & Washington are 'climate change' then why do the fires stop at the Canadian border?" That comment was shared nearly 4,000 times. The group of Florida-based veterans who served during the 1961 invasion has endorsed Trump for a second term.
